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Woman Sees Stranger’s Son Misbehave Confirms Future Child Will Never Act Like That

NEW YORK, NY—While walking back to her apartment on the upper east side, Melissa Kraft, 26, (no relation to Kraft Singles) saw a young boy misbehaving. The boy’s mother was trying to get him to calm down and continue walking through the crosswalk. Kraft (no relation to Kraft Singles) walked through the cross walk and scoffed at the scene. “My son will never act like that!” she confirmed to herself. It’s important to report that Kraft is single, (still no relation to Kraft Singles) and has no plans to have children in the near future. Furthermore, she reported that she knows nothing about kids and doesn’t like them much. Which makes this story on Kraft’s future children all the more exclusive. (No relation to Kraft Singles)

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