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Stubborn Parking Lot Snow Pile Refuses To Melt

SEYMOUR, CT—Causing quite the stir in the local Stop & Shop parking lot, one last snow pile has reportedly been seen refusing to melt. Some find the “dirty snow” to be nothing but an eye sore minding it’s own business. However, one shopper believes the snow pile’s behavior to be personally victimizing.

HippoThoughts met up with bi-weekly Tuesday shopper, Betty Topper, to hear her concerns:

“I’ve been a bi-weekly Tuesday shopper for 14 years and I always park in the same spot. But now, thanks to that dreadful snow pile, I’ve had to use an alternate spot. And to be honest, I just don’t feel comfortable with it. My regular spot is close to the door and the cart return. Do you know how rare it is to find a spot like that?”

Ms. Topper was unable to complete the interview but mumbled, “they’ve got two weeks or I go to Shop Rite” while closing her car door. Furthermore, the snow pile finally returned HippoThoughts request for comment and had this to say:

“Ya know, I thought all these Stop & Shop shoppers would understand. I am just trying to live each day to the fullest. Which quite literally means staying full of snow. Or else I die. DO THESE PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I MELT I DIE? I AM TRYING TO SURVIVE HERE AND THIS LADY IS MAD ABOUT HER PARKING SPOT!”

We cut off the snow pile’s statement before it got too graphic.




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