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One Horse Town Welcomes Second Horse

BUFORD, WY—Exciting news has hit the small town of Buford Wyoming this week. For years it was a one horse town. However, that all changed when Ronald, a second horse, showed up. While some call Buford Wyoming the smallest town in the US, others call it the smallest town in the USA. This is in fact because Buford is the smallest town in the USA. Ronald was passing through and stopped for gas in Buford. All the residents in Buford, which consist only of Oscar, the one horse, welcomed Ronald with open arms. Oscar and Ronald shared a pint and had some laughs. When it came time for Ronald to be on his way, Oscar couldn’t cope. He died of a broken heart shortly after. Our hippo thoughts go out to Oscar’s family, however he has none.

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