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“Five More Minutes” Cries Trump As Impeachment Looms

WASHINGTON, DC—Monday morning as Trump was rising from his Pirates of the Caribbean sheets, Impeachment once again was looming in the shadows. “Five more minutes!” is reportedly what Trump screamed as he got up. This, of course, is what Trump has been screaming every morning of his presidency thus far. And thus far the looming Impeachment granted his wishes. So far Impeachment has given Trump 161,280 minutes, and every morning Impeachment guesses five more won’t hurt. Being that Impeachment is still in the early stages, it’s unclear how many more minutes will be given to Trump. HippoThoughts will update this story as it develops.

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