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Coin Toss Coin Named MVP In Super Bowl LI

HOUSTON, TX— In a shocking turn of events, the New England Patriots won Super Bowl LI. HippoThoughts investigators have determined LI means 51. But in other news, the coin toss coin has been named MVP. By far the greatest play of the game was when the coin toss coin landed on heads, giving The Patriots possession in overtime. There’s been countless replays to show this display of pure talent and athleticism. If you look real closely, the coin lands on heads, not tails. Very smart move of the New England Patriots to let their most valued player take the lead. The coin toss coin then celebrated in downtown Houston with some pennies and dimes. Very big congrats to the coin toss coin. Also congrats to the pats or whatever.

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