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Coin Toss Coin Named MVP In Super Bowl LI

Coin Toss Coin Named MVP In Super Bowl LI

HOUSTON, TX— In a shocking turn of events, the New England Patriots won Super Bowl LI. HippoThoughts investigators have determined LI means 51. But in other news, the coin toss coin has been named MVP. By far the greatest play of the game was when the coin toss coin landed on heads, giving The Patriots possession…

Giselle Cuts Up Tom Brady’s Hot Dog Before Big Game

Giselle Cuts Up Tom Brady’s Hot Dog Before Big Game

BROOKLINE, MA—The New England Patriots have a big game this weekend against the Pittsburgh Steelers. Tom Brady is doing everything he can (that NFL rules and regulations allow) to prepare for the AFC Championship game. Reports indicate that Giselle has begun to cut Tom’s hot dogs into bite sized pieces and serve them on a…

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