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Half-assed Halloween “Costume” Pisses Everyone Off.

Half-assed Halloween “Costume” Pisses Everyone Off.

PROVIDENCE, RI—Statistics show that Halloween costumes are 96% more likely to be worn on Halloween, and Halloween weekend, than any other time of the year. We have a team of HippoThoughts researchers trying to discover what is responsible for that kind of staggering spike in people wearing Halloween costumes. In the meantime, however, news broke…

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