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How To Meet The Co-Worker You’ve Been Making Eye Contact With

How To Meet The Co-Worker You’ve Been Making Eye Contact With

Tips: 1) Leave a bouquet of water coolers on their desk to remind them of the time you made eye contact by the water cooler. They’ll know it’s from you and have to come over and say thank you. 2) If you haven’t figured out their name yet, secretly murder their desk-mate and set them…

Girlfriend Ready To Change Contact Chad Tinder To Just Chad

Girlfriend Ready To Change Contact Chad Tinder To Just Chad

CHARLSTON, SC—After meeting her boyfriend Chad’s parents, Cindy Grubbles, 23, finally decided it was time to change his contact info from “Chad Tinder” to simply “Chad” in her phone. Chad has reported wondering why it took so long. “I’ve been in Cindy’s phone as Chad Tinder a little too long for my liking. Honestly, I…

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