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UPDATE: Buzzfeed Quiz Making Man Question Career Now

UPDATE: Buzzfeed Quiz Making Man Question Career Now

AMARILLO, TX—It has recently come to the attention of HippoThoughts that there have been several updates in the home of Tommy Gilders. Last we heard from Tommy he had left his wife, Tammy, and created a Match.com profile. The last Buzzfeed quiz Tommy took told him he would marry a total of 10 times. In…

Man Questions Age After BuzzFeed Quiz Yields Incorrect Results

Man Questions Age After BuzzFeed Quiz Yields Incorrect Results

AMARILLO, TX—Tommy Gilders, 27, is a 27 year old man. All his life he knew on March 5th, 2016, he would turn 27. There was never any reason for Gilders to question his age. However, he recently took an online BuzzFeed quiz titled, “We can guess your age based on your preferences in cheese!” Some of the…

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