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Special Place in Hell Reaches Capacity

Special Place in Hell Reaches Capacity

HELL—It was announced on September 25th that the special place in Hell has reached complete capacity. Hell made the announcement via Twitter this morning to unanimous outrage. Thousands of angry, violent, and profanity filled tweets were received. Twitter users all feel they know someone who belongs in the special place in Hell. Ironically, the content of…

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