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Photo Accompanying News Article Cleary Not Correct

Photo Accompanying News Article Cleary Not Correct

NYC — It’s been reported that an unnamed, very real, news source posted an article accompanied by a photo that clearly didn’t belong there. Once everyone read the headline, all they were thinking was “this photo has to be a mistake.” It reportedly had nothing to do with anything discussed in the article. “That photo…

Man Finishes Popcorn Before Movie Starts

Man Finishes Popcorn Before Movie Starts

BOSTON, MA—Brad Bartleby decided to attend a 7:15 showing of “The Girl on the Train” all by himself one cold fall evening. He got a medium popcorn and a seat close to the back. This was to not draw too much attention to himself while the anxiety about going to the movies alone, settled in. Brad…

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