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Starbucks Employee Goes On Power Trip Only Letting Customers Use Restroom

Starbucks Employee Goes On Power Trip Only Letting Customers Use Restroom

BELLEVUE, WA—Reports are rolling in about a Starbucks employee going on an insane power trip. After a small promotion, Chester Brooks, 19, has started enforcing the Customers Only rule for the restroom. Brooks is reportedly taking his job way more seriously after being promoted to shift manager. However, his co-workers seem to think the newly found power…

Man Doesn’t Know If Bathroom Is Occupied Or He Just Can’t Open Door

Man Doesn’t Know If Bathroom Is Occupied Or He Just Can’t Open Door

  LAKE CITY, FL—Looking like an absolute idiot at a public restroom in a local Panera Bread, James Anderson, 37, couldn’t figure out if someone was actually in there, or he just couldn’t open the damn door. James reported that he stood at that door for a total of 6 minutes before thinking there may not be…

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