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Woman Buys Third Bra For Some Reason

Woman Buys Third Bra For Some Reason

ST. CLOUD, MN — Pondering over the bra section in a local Gap Body, St. Cloud resident Marlee Olson was getting ready to buy a third bra, for some reason. It’s been reported that Olson already has two bras at home that work perfectly fine. Which means after Olson buys this bra, for some reason,…

Photo Accompanying News Article Cleary Not Correct

Photo Accompanying News Article Cleary Not Correct

NYC — It’s been reported that an unnamed, very real, news source posted an article accompanied by a photo that clearly didn’t belong there. Once everyone read the headline, all they were thinking was “this photo has to be a mistake.” It reportedly had nothing to do with anything discussed in the article. “That photo…

Song Stuck In Head Not Happy To Be There Either

TAMPA, FL—After being played at a local Tampa restaurant, Third Eye Blind’s Jumper ended up getting stuck in a Tampa local’s head and the tune was not happy about it. It didn’t even want to be played at that restaurant, which featured a 4th eye being blind. Unfortunately for everyone, the restaurant manager is a…

One Horse Town Welcomes Second Horse

BUFORD, WY—Exciting news has hit the small town of Buford Wyoming this week. For years it was a one horse town. However, that all changed when Ronald, a second horse, showed up. While some call Buford Wyoming the smallest town in the US, others call it the smallest town in the USA. This is in…

“Five More Minutes” Cries Trump As Impeachment Looms

WASHINGTON, DC—Monday morning as Trump was rising from his Pirates of the Caribbean sheets, Impeachment once again was looming in the shadows. “Five more minutes!” is reportedly what Trump screamed as he got up. This, of course, is what Trump has been screaming every morning of his presidency thus far. And thus far the looming…

New Yorker Walks By Dying Cockroach, Does Nothing

NEW YORK, NY—About to reach his destination at a popular brunch restaurant that only serves dinner, Chester Nickelfront saw a dying cockroach on the street. Instead of screaming for help or performing CPR, Nickelfront just kept walking. HippoThoughts caught up with Nickelfront who gave the following statement: “I was already 20 minutes late meeting my…

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